Yes Rumors!

No we don’t do rumors here. But if we did do rumors, we would want them to be good rumors. Ones that you can count on coming true. Good rumors are much more likely to be true than bad rumors. Good rumors put a smile on your face. Good rumors are fun to think about. Bad rumors (like those, perhaps, from Michael Moore, not related to Roger) make you uneasy, and cause you to worry too much. So, if we did do rumors, the good rumors are the only kind we would ever do here at MyMac.

Here goes:

It is rumored that Martha Stewart (not related to Patrick) will actually be going to jail sometime soon. (See. This is easy to do!)

It is also rumored that Kerry (not related to Harry) may pick a running mate soon. It is believed that his name will also be John.

John Edwards (not related to Johnathan) is a possible running mate for Kerry.

In much more exciting news, it is rumored that our Troops may or may not be coming home soon. The real good rumor is, some of them most certainly will, and very soon.

Oh, and it is rumored that Apple Computer Corporation will introduce a newly designed G5 iMac in the next few months.

(See. Some rumors are more likely to come true than others. These are the best kind, of course.)

Got good rumors you want to add here?

Thoughtful Thought Of The Day:
“Fahrenheit 9/11” vs. “Heart and Soul”
cynicism vs. celebration,
pessimism vs. optimism,
grotesqueness vs. beauty.
– Sally Kerry (Not related to John or Patrick)

Enjoy your work week!

Roger Born (not related to Max)