The Gonna gettus

This is big news for evolutionists. Evidence of a newly discovered species of insect and its attendant micro-organisms that may have possibly evolved along side of Man.

Microflora, mostly virii and bacteria always seem to adapt to whatever we throw at them to remove them from our bodies. However, almost none of the parasites that infest our skin and our bodies have evolved or changed at all from their ancestors that inhabited the ancient hosts of fossilized primates.

HERE is the link.

The link talks about the fact that the head (Pediculus humanus) and pubic (Phthirus pubis) lice* that infest us are also those which infested our supposed common ancestor with the Gorilla. The studies conclude that the genes of these lice have somehow never evolved at all, over eons of time, while man has seemingly evolved from tree dwelling, fruit eating creatures to those who walk on the moon.

If you are looking for the whole point of this article, look again at that second sentence in the first paragraph, at the world “almost.”

You see, for a parasite like the body louse to evolve would mean that it would become something more than what it was when it was living on our ancestors. There has been no evidence of that – until now. People who have gone to doctors and hospitals to be treated for certain ailments** have caused doctors and specialists to begin looking for something new, some kind of parasite that couldn’t possibly exist.

But it does exist. In fact, they have found samples of these super-evolved parasites, which they have named the Gonna, after a non-existent east African monster which is the equivalent of the one thought to be hiding under beds and in closets when we were children. (the ‘gettus’ name comes from their special get, live young and/or eggs.)

The Gonna gettus, like their lice cousins, have the ability to suck our blood, but they also leave rare and horrific bacteria behind which over time, controls, ages and debilitates the host. This is something very new, and for a long time, no one could find the vector – the carrier of these bacteria, for it certainly was not present in any of the unevolved parasites (lice) that are common to man.

When the Gonna were finally found, the research scientists were completely astounded. Gonna have transparent bodies, and even their eggs (nits) or live young (get) are glass-like and hard to see. What’s more, the Gonna seem to be nearly invisible, blending in with whatever type of skin they happen to infest.

But even beyond this sophisticated cameleon-like talent residing in a microscopic insect, the Gonna are also completely resistant to the common pediculicide used to eradicate their unevolved cousins.

What is also not known is how these ultra-bugs move from one person to another. Lice generally die when they leave the body, but Gonna seem to have their own source of body heat and perhaps some means of dormancy, because they apparently can live indefinitely off the body.

Scientists are now studying them to discover if they have means of travel, such as stage wings, because tracing the outbreaks of bacterial infection in unassociated human hosts have led them to believe they may be able to fly. Unevolved lice however, can only come to a new body by close physical contact with someone already infected.

The final astonishment about the Gonna gettus is the fact that they have also been found in the hairs of the head, the ear and nostril hairs, and the eyelashes of the people who have the pubic hair infestation. Normal lice infecting pubic areas are a completely different species from the lice that infect head hair. Apparently, these evolved Gonna can live anywhere on our bodies.

But the ultimate mystery is that the Gonna gettus program their intestinal bacteria to help control the host, by causing them to ingest certain compounds and nutrients essential to their growth and survival. These super lice deeply bury their scat under the skin of the host, bringing the specialized bacteria to the bloodstream. From there, the bacteria seem to cause a craving for certain alkaloids and acids in the host. (Which could possibly account for why certain coffee houses are so wildly popular, dispite of the questionable quality and wholesomeness of their product.) The unfortunate consequence of the presence of these bacteria is the aging and debilitating long term effect they have on the host.

What do we do with these new bugs, now that we have discovered them? How do you treat a tiny, nearly invisible, multi-legged cameleon, which is able to live away from the body, and has its own means of transport – and is resistant to all known human-safe pesticides? Biologists are baffled. Apparently there is no known treatment for this evolved bug.

How can you tell if you are infested? A simple blood test for those rare debilitating bacteria will confirm it, but the test is very expensive. There is almost no way anyone can see these new pests with the naked eye, or even with close microscopic examination of head or pubic hair. All common treatments for lice infestation have no effect. The only thing you will feel is a very mild sense of itchiness or unease, or perhaps a random rash about the area infected, along with perhaps a growing sense of tiredness, or a few new facial wrinkles where there were none the day before.

You don’t have any such symptoms, right?

Regards,
Roger Born
“What? Me worry?”

Note: Of course if you believe in some variation of natural evolution, you most likely already have an infestation of these prolific Gonna gettus, or perhaps one of their cousins, yet to be discovered. Remember, there is no treatment for these new bugs. There could be hundreds, even thousands of these nearly indetectable micro animals, right? But, if you don’t happen to accept any of the theories of natural evolution, the worst you can expect is an unwanted hitch-hiker in the form of a louse or two. To protect yourself, just avoid intimate bodily contact with a carrier, and/or use the easily obtained and effective pesticide. ~rb

* Lice are considered to be near microscopic six-legged animals, but the Gonna gettus are no longer thought to be related to such insecta at all, but now are considered to be their own sub-species, possibly related to any and all eight, ten and twelve-legged like crabs and sea lice, There are literally millions of variations of these species, most of which are yet undiscovered – which include sea crabs, lobsters, whale and fish lice, land crabs, arachnids, and various animals and insects all closely fitting the same physical characteristics. HERE is a link. And HERE is another.

**Escherichia aerobactin, Gardnerellus vagisillum, Clostridium difficile, Siderophoria coli, Impossibilicus enterica, Necromancia sillium, Toxoplasma gondii.