Stuck inna L

Mick me name. Mick McGee. Me work the L.

L subway line onna Mochachino Towers, off near Sydney, in New Wales.

1 km long – 2 km tall. Getta pixure? Towers biggest buildings inna world so far.

L fastest line. All magnets an stuff. Super-modern. Go up quick. Free nosebleed.

Quiet innaside. Roar-Giddle-Giddle outside. Wear headset.

L built by France, so me pay good an permanent.

Lisa me partner. We help build the L. Start as Laymen. Builda line tween buildings.

Hard werk, but short. Afterward we be made Line Inspecters. Cushy.

Me married-harried. Got 2 littleuns. Happy. Wife Chinee. Good wifey-babymaker.

Iz OK. Set like Rocker-feller. Extra Pay fer kiddos. House inna valley. Lovenest. SFL.

Lisa Singlestill. Complainer. Sad-Mean streak. But hard werker. No loafer-soaper her.

Line Inspecter easy-tough job. Mosatime desk. Somatime Sched sez gotta carry Sniffer.

Sniffer big long metal box. Handle on top. Sniffina bombs.

Me carry. Lisa comalong. Me muscle. She brains, doin tha readouts.

Ussa Sniffer = major hassle. Xray canna see inside. Security don like. Newbees.

Hassle us. Spreadem. Make major noise. Till see our Badges.

Badges holograph tatoos. Uncopyable. Say we be Line Inspecters.

Make their Day – Shakenup routine. But awways some newbee nexatime.

Mosatime they sleep onna job. Computer reads alla Joes who ride fer gunsndrugs.

Me carry Sniffer to Getoff. Then we walk back downstairs nexta track sniffin.

Get onagain. Ride two Getoffs. Walk back one. Headset. Long day.

One day Lisa play sick. Stay home. Major moody. Me fault. Turn her down.

Who want girlfriend who yells? Gotta wife. Happy me at home I sez. She pout.

Long time no see her. ‘Supwit that?

Nexatime she show, all happy face.

Boss show too. He-she go sniffin. Me setta desk. Strange-wonderment. Boyfriend now?

Next me know, she go sniffin herself. New small box. Me onna desk. More wonderment.

She give free pops for advancement? Don’ care. Put feet up. Watch Vids. Same pay.

One day she happy stay. We setta desk. Tawkin.

Werkin OT, she sez. Fix me wagon she tol me. Big grin-giddy face.

Me play cool. Nutcase here. Stay polite. Thinkin hard.

She tell story. Fix me good. Maka bomb. Hide in sniffer. Me old first Sniffer.

She buy New England Life policy onna me kiddos. Big one.

Bomb soon go blooey. Towers go big-bada-boom. Bloodnguts. Me to blame.

Me die. She die. Everbuddy die. No more wifenkids. BrokeinJail. Hahahahaha. EOS.

I run then. Looka bomb. Carry Sniffer. Gonna give self heart attack.

Forgot headset. Gonna go deaf. Roar-Giddle-Giddle.

Iz OK though. Finda bomb. Dumb bum bomb. Lisa rotten bomb builder.

Calla HazMat. Lisa go Sing-Sing. Me getta raise. Getta medal. Big Scene.

Big Rouwe overtha bomb. Lottsa News. BookanaMovie.

After, gotta guy frum Newark. Jose. Foreigner. Tawk strange.

Me still muscle. Carry Sniffer. Jose brains onna readout.

Borin Job. Someone gotta do it. Wear headset.

Gonna retire Vermont someday. Raise Trout. Stay onna ground.

But fernow, me still stuck inna L.