Screw journalism, I'm in the wrong profession

After the Ry Cuming concert Sunday night…

Me, to attractive girl standing nearby: “Can you take a picture of Ry and me?”

Attractive girl, to me: “Sure, let me have your camera.”

This photo is not cropped. This is the actual picture she took of us.

Attractive girl, to me: “Whoops, I took a picture of just Ry’s face and I cut you out completely.”

Me, to attractive girl: “I get it, all you care about is the rock star. Screw journalism, I’m in the wrong profession.”

Me, to Ry: “Do you need a drummer or something?”