Nigeria goes to Linux for their schools

Dear Sir or Madam,
My name is Bill Gates and I had a Nigarian governmant employe that I used to bribe to ensure that only Microsoft softwire would be purchesed. You may have read about the tragic donkey cart accident that recently occured that includad in its victums that govermant employe. He had in access of 10 milliun dollers that was about to be transfered frum Switzarland. Because he can no longer collect the money, we need to get it back in the United Sates. If you would provide us your name, social security number, bank account numbers, credit card information, ebay, paypal, and digg user names and passwords. We will send you the hole 10 milliun dollars that will then be transfered back to hour account. Because you are doing us this grate faver, please keep 10 percant for yourself. Strict confidenshiality will be needed so the IRs won’t find out! We believe you to be trustwurthy and no you will help us. If you feel you canot do us this favor, please blind copy this messuge to all your friends, family, and close associutes.
Your friend…Bill