Macworld Expo Entrance Examination

In the interest of increasing the quality of this year’s event, all Macworld Expo attendees will need to pass this simple ten question exam before being allowed entrance to the Moscone Center this week in San Francisco.

1. Apple’s “Something in the Air” banners refer to:

A) a new iPhone
B) a MacBook with EDGE network access
C) the pollution content of the atmosphere
D) Steve Jobs’ new private jet

2. The plural of “Jobs” is:

A) Jobses
B) Jobs’s
C) Job’s
D) there is only one Steve Jobs

3. Moscone West is located “to the _____” of Moscone South:

A) west
B) east
C) bridge
D) moon

4. The next iPod will be called:

A) micro
B) minnow
C) don’t touch
D) invisa

5. The “Robin Williams” most likely to make an appearance on the show floor will be:

A) the movie actor
B) the Macintosh book author
C) both
D) I thought Robbie Williams was a singer?

6. Complete this mathematical progression for iPod flash memory capacities: 1, 2, 4, 8, 16…

A) 17
B) 11
C) 32
D) Pi

7. The introduction of Microsoft’s Office 2008 for Mac during the keynote will be made by:

A) Craig Eisler
B) Roz Ho
C) Kevin Brown
D) whoever’s in charge of Microsoft’s Mac Business Unit this month

8. The number of different silicone rubber iPod cases on display in the exhibit hall will be:

A) 74
B) 129
C) 652
D) a number that has yet to be invented

9. The line for the Steve Jobs keynote will stretch:

A) around the block
B) across the Golden Gate Bridge
C) “To infinity and beyond!”
D) past 3,457 different Starbucks

10. The surprise musical guest at the end of this year’s Steve Jobs keynote will be:

A) John Mayer (again)
B) KT Tunstall (again)
C) all four members of the Beatles
D) Robin Williams

Feel free to enter your answers in the comments section below, to see if you’re eligible to attend this year’s Macworld Expo!