In Other News . . .

(Somehow, I find this rant comforting amidst all the angst of the Mac/Windows platform wars) =)

In other news, while everyone is enjoying the OS and computer platform wars, the earth went to hell in a handbasket today with sudden global warming, the worldwide rise of sea levels, followed by global freezing and the complete loss of the Ozone Layer.

There was also the rampant spread of several fatal worldwide trangenic flu viruii in most major cities, the utter crash of each of the world’s major economies, the complete extinction of a 1,000 major species of animals and plants, and the sudden inexplicable trend of every female celebrity walking around with their right breast exposed in public.

Other minor stories; there was an 8.7 earthquake in central California today, a dozen new violent volcanic eruptions on the Pacific Rim, all in populated areas, and the report of a gigantic meteor crash in Siberia.

Also in the news; Dennis Rodman has bought a new dress, and Bill Gates was Knighted by the Queen of England.

Film at 11.

Regards,