Engrish

Completing the trilogy of my blog on the English language, I figured I like
to share to you some humorous images on how other countries managed incorporating
the language into their daily life. Most are from Japan which basically incorporates
English as a design
element in Japanese products and advertising to give them a modern look and
feel (or just to “look cool”). There is often no attempt to try to get it
right, nor do the vast majority of the Japanese population (= consumers) ever
attempt to read the English design element in question. Most of the images
are from a cool site called Engrish.com and
I picked those that are my favorite :

and a lot of parents can attest to the mayhem they can create	Don’t blame me, it is my destiny!
I gave them my life and my company and it still not enough	I guess the X-Men Pyro should use the stairs then
Kids, remember adults might impulse buy	because they are such brats??
you have no idea how much water we can save	oh great, the first ever Zombie bar (flesh juice)
uhh, high rise?	what thing?
until then, find something to do!	the double standard of smokers
best pharmacy ever!	for ladies and gentlemen, not others
In America, we call them a chapel	(third column, third line) gee, it can’t be that bad
please! we do not have escaped criminals here	i hate low quality fireworks
is it geothermal? is it hydro? we have not decided yet	do not wait a second longer!
Odd News cancelled due to size of this blog entry