Cool Sigs I Have Seen Lately

Sigs are the Lingua Franka of the Internet. They can sum up in a flash what you think about most anything, and can become your own personal Byline.

(“Lingua Franka” not to be confused with Franka Potente, of “The Bourne Identity” and “Blow.” Google it if the term is new to you.)

Anyway – Here are some of the cool sigs seen on and about the WWWeb lately. As with anything on the Web, it might be original to someone, like Groucho Marks, or it might be stolen from some “Anonymous Coward” on SlashDot, or, it might be MADE UP BY ME, with lots of skull sweat and sleepless nights spent agonizing over its birth. Enjoy. And feel free to add your own. Who knows? Everybody might want to copy/borrow/steal it from you.

BTW, if you ADOPT a cool sig you seen somewhere, try to find its origins, so at least you know who started it. It makes for better conversation when anyone asks you how you got it.

WARNING; DDMWRT (Don’t Drink Milk Whle Reading These)

 

“Micro$oft spent 7 Billion on R&D? That is a LOT of Copy Machines!”

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.”

“These are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others. (Groucho)

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Sorry, no refunds.

“You already have zero privacy. Get over it.”

Time Flies like an arrow. Fruit Flies like a banana (Groucho)

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, ˜No matter where you go, there you are.™

“Laws of physics cheerfully broken upon request. *Void where prohibited.”

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.”

They’re treating time as if it were something absolute.

Don’t live to geek; geek to live.

Lysdexics of the world Untie!

…Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

If the world were a logical place, wouldn™t men be the ones who ride sidesaddle?

If we quit voting, will they all go away?

Who sponsors your feelings?

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others gag.

Him not my excellent grammar to criticize I told. — Angry Yoda

What happened to sarcasm these days? Doesn’t anyone understand it anymore?!

My Death Day is Saturday, November 5, 2044 deathclock.com/

“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?” -George Carlin

Almost Rans

…The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.

…One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

…I had amnesia once — or twice.

…I’m so old my last birthday cake looked like a prarie fire.”

…Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

…They told me I was gullible… and I believed them.

…Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

…Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

…All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

…My weight is perfect for my height — which varies.

…I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

…If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

…Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

…What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

 

Other interesting things to Google – WAFA SULTAN – Wiki-ality – Ussa Methawiitayakul – SoniColumn – Simpson Neologisms – Good Math Bad Math – OPTITRON – CuriousCulture – AutoBlog

LETS ADD a brainteaser. Can you tell me what this is?

“Because of the man in the mask, the boy was afraid to go home.”