Jane Bland, Episode 7

Jane Bland, Spam Magnet 2,000-year-old bread recipe will MAKE me lose weight! In addition, I will JUMBO size my PENIS and increase my ejaculation by 666% while my incredible two-week business opportunity makes me thousands of dollars.

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Internet Police

I was stretched out in my easy chair trying to watch the Seattle Mariners beat up on the New York Yankees. The game was

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For Rodney

Rodney Lain owes me $20. It is a debt I will never be able to collect. Rodney incurred this debt to me when we finally met in person, at the Author’s Party at MacWorld 2000 in San Francisco.

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Lobotomized Bicycle Riders?

It’s May. (At lease it was, when I started writing this.) National Bike month, according to the League of American Bicyclists, a fine organization of which I am a card carrying member. Too bad the League’s national offices are down there in Washington, and not up here in Boston.

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