Thats right folks, I’ll come right out and say it. ” I hate my Macintosh computer.” I’m finished pretending to myself that it’s the
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Thats right folks, I’ll come right out and say it. ” I hate my Macintosh computer.” I’m finished pretending to myself that it’s the
Read MoreIt showed up on my doorstep on a Sunday morning. I had just poured a cup of coffee and was going outside to smoke
Read MoreWhoa! Did I ever get lambasted for what I wrote last month. It seems a large number of you took umbrage with my poorly
Read MoreFaster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to crush other software companies with a single stroke! Look! Up in Washington!
Read MoreBill, you old prankster you! That was a pretty hilarious thing you did to me the other morning. Almost as funny as your Soupy
Read MoreNormally I don’t make a big deal out of nor do I beg readers for feedback on what I write in my little corner
Read MoreBuried five stories underground in what has become known as Area 51 in the state of Nevada is a nondescript room manned and operated
Read MoreGosh! Another year has come and gone. What the heck’s up with that? The millennium is fast approaching and I’m convinced that as it
Read MoreFor an untold number of years now, one Mr. Santa Claus of the North Pole, Planet Earth, has organized and partaken in an annual
Read MoreThe meeting broke up and everyone left the room except Duke and Mrs. Claus. Mrs. C walked over to Duke, put her arm around
Read MorePUBLISHERS NOTE: [The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are
Read MoreFor those of you who don’t know, I do all of my computin’ on a Performa 550 that was manufactured in October of 1994.
Read MoreSo what’s it gonna be: AppleSoft, MicroApple, SoftApple, MacinSoft, AppleMicro, MicroMaco, SoftMac, SoftIntosh, RottenApple, or KissMyApple? Hard to say but one thing is certain:
Read MoreDon’t you just hate it, when all that’s on TV are summer reruns? You’ve already seen them once, and now they want you to
Read MoreTwo months ago, I told you about Coldar’s cordanna juice (cyanide gas) overdose and subsequent illness which nearly killed her. She blamed her illness
Read MoreI had a conversation with my Macintosh the other day and although I had long suspected its independent nature and hard drive rebelliousness, I
Read MoreThese Macintosh machines are pretty durable little suckers, ain’t they? I say this from experience as you’re about to find out. The other day
Read MoreWhat a wild and crazy place this information highway has become, huh? Can you name me any other place that has a more useless,
Read MoreThis is where I bring you up-to-date concerning my ongoing correspondence with my now good friend and co-conspirator, Coldar. If you don’t know who
Read MoreWhat you’re about to read could get me in a heap of trouble with the U.S. Government if they were to find out what
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