Nothing to say

Nothing to say

Hear ye, hear ye,
Hip hip hurray
I know I’m supposed to write something here
But I don’t know what to say

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Something about the Macintosh
I guess is what it should be
After all, I write for “My Mac”
I don’t write for “My PC”

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Hmm! PowerPC is not a PC
I know I could write about that
You cannot deny, that PowerPC
Has something to do with the Mac

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So what should I say about PowerPC
A chip that is fast and sleek
The heart and soul of the PowerMac
Guaranteed by Apple, not to leak.

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Well, ain’t that good news
Better write down that fact
Cause we all hate it when we buy
A leaky PowerMac.

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Now we all know what computer to buy
It’s the one without any leakage
It’s not the Pentium, and if you ask me why
I’ll start talking co-processor seepage

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Moving on and changing subjects
Cause that’s all I know about that
A question of thought comes to mind
So put on your thinking cap

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One day while trucking over Donner Pass
Between Reno and Sacramento
I thought of a question that needs to be asked
Whatever happened to the little Ford Pinto?

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That’s really not the question
I had in mind
but as you can see
I couldn’t pass up the rhyme

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The real question I have is all about floppies
Those disks that are flat but don’t flop
The question is simple: Does an empty floppy weigh more
Than one that is filled to the top?

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A stupid question? Oh yes, I agree
Not a question to lose any sleep over
But I sure do, oh yes sirree
Someone tell me the answer before I get older.

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If you read “Miner Thoughts” in last months issue
You know I’ve been working on this
And if I don’t find the answer, pretty damn quick
I tell ya, I’m gonna be p_ _ _ _ _ ! (disgruntled?)

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I want to apologize to all of you
Dear Constant Readers of mine
Maybe next month, I’ll have something to say
And I’ll try not to make it rhyme

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Just one more thing before I go
I think you might all want to know
Come hell or high water, disease or starvation
I intend to find the reason for Dogcows creation.

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You may think this column is lame
And I cannot argue with that
But before I forget, let me say this
You sure look funny in that thinking cap.

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See Ya next month, when I take you all on a yellow submarine ride into the depths of the Dogcow phenom. That is of course provided I still have any readers left. If not, I’ll just go by myself and pretend you’re with me!

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