A Holiday song full of Cheer, Hope, and reckless spending

The Twelve Days of Macmas

On the first day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
More Ram from OWC.

On the second day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.

On the third day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
Three First Person Shooters,
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.

On the fourth day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
Four Laptop covers,
Three First Person Shooters,
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.

On the fifth day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
Five AppleTVs,
Four Laptop covers,
Three First Person Shooters,
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.

On the sixth day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
Six Drive utilities,
Five AppleTVs,
Four Laptop covers,
Three First Person Shooters,
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.

On the seventh day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
Seven Wireless adapters,
Six Drive utilities,
Five AppleTVs,
Four Laptop covers,
Three First Person Shooters,
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.

On the eighth day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
Eight Display’s displaying,
Seven Wireless adapters,
Six Drive utilities,
Five AppleTVs,
Four Laptop covers,
Three First Person Shooters,
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.

On the ninth day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
Nine RAIDs a-backing,
Eight Display’s displaying,
Seven Wireless adapters,
Six Drive utilities,
Five AppleTVs,
Four Laptop covers,
Three First Person Shooters,
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.

On the tenth day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
Ten camcorders filming,
Nine RAIDs a-backing,
Eight Display’s displaying,
Seven Wireless adapters,
Six Drive utilities,
Five AppleTVs,
Four Laptop covers,
Three First Person Shooters,
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.

On the eleventh day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
Eleven iPhones downloading,
Ten camcorders filming,
Nine RAIDs a-backing,
Eight Display’s displaying,
Seven Wireless adapters,
Six Drive utilities,
Five AppleTVs,
Four Laptop covers,
Three First Person Shooters,
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.

On the twelfth day of Macmas,
my Retailer sent to me
Twelve Mac Pros a-humming,
Eleven iPhones downloading,
Ten camcorders filming,
Nine RAIDs a-backing,
Eight Display’s displaying,
Seven Wireless adapters,
Six Drive utilities,
Five AppleTVs,
Four Laptop covers,
Three First Person Shooters,
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.

On the thirteenth day of Macmas,
my Bank Card sent to me
A bill that must paid…for

Twelve Mac Pros a-humming,
Eleven iPhones downloading,
Ten camcorders filming,
Nine RAIDs a-backing,
Eight Display’s displaying,
Seven Wireless adapters,
Six Drive utilities,
Five AppleTVs,
Four Laptop covers,
Three First Person Shooters,
Two Terabyte Hard Drives,
And more Ram from OWC.