Djspoof and links

First off I’d recommend reading this before you bother with the following piffle. It’s okay, you can use the back button.

So that was depressing/emabarrassing and now you’re problably looking for a little levity. People seem to wonder where I find the links I use. I’ve got two main sources: Google, for the boring links, for the more humourous links I rely on djspoof. I think djspoof is fairly new (growing fast!) and it is similar to a few other sites except the spoofinator usually posts stuff that’s fairly work safe, never pornographic and usually high quality. There was a soccer game that pretty much sucked but other than that it’s all pretty good. So now the secret’s out, I rip all the best stuff from djspoof. You need never read another entry by me, djspoof surfs the web so you don’t have to.

Now I’ll sit quietly and wait for my readership to hit a rock solid zero….See ya Beth (post more)…give me a call some time Todd (post more)…Tim, I don’t link to or post porn so you can stop checking in…waiting..waiting…and right about….NOW..absolute zero.

You know that feeling you get when your wife or roomate goes out of town. You think stuff like “Man, I can do anything I want. I can drink beer ALL freaking day, order pizza, damn I don’t even have to get dressed!” But then you pretty much do the same stuff you always do? I feel like that right now.

So here’s an odd happening from the other day: I was going to do a little grocery shopping with Nate (not the excellent Nate Eaton) Rather the very cute Nate Seibold. Unlike Nate Eaton (here I’m guessing) Nate Seibold takes naps in cars. And he had fallen asleep on the way to the grocery store. Rather than disturb his peaceful slumber I decided to let him sleep while I caught some of the Jim Rome show (Jim is a Mac user and can be very funny). So I park the car and I notice an woman talking very loudly on her cell phone. She looked like she was around sixty or so and the conversation was apparently going very badly. I watched her gesticulate wildly with one entire arm (the other was holding the cell phone), stomp and stew, roll her eyes, yell some more ( I couldn’t make out the words). I was pretty much invisible, she would control her obvious rage just a little bit whenever a car drove by or someone headed towards the store. Finally she reached her personal 212 F and smashes the phone down on the trunk of a green jaguar. Phone pieces go everywhere and I’m fairly sure the jag sustained a dent (probably some deep scratches as well).

At this point I’m thinking: “She’s really going to regret doing that to her beautiful car tommorow.” She headed into the store and since the show was over I started doing a crossword. Twenty minutes later Nate woke up refreshed and ready to go. The jag was gone but while I was loading Nate into a cart I noticed her jumping into a Toyota Land Cruiser parked next to the former residence of the jag. I then realized the secret of being rich, when you’re pissed break someone else’s stuff.

Let’s see if I can find any decent non djspoof links:

Ah, this is excellent. Two guys made this flick and used it to score a TV show. In this episode they’re seeing who can gain the most weight in a week. Loser has to go to a crowded movie and annouce the ending to the people in line.

Spenny eating butter dipped in peanut butter
Kenny versus Spenny

Excellent link from a non djspoof source. This link is courtesy of Guy Serle. Guy posted a blog about Star Trek fan shows. I watched them all and my fave, (by a mile) was Exeter. Sure you can tell these guys aren’t the world’s greatest actors, or even competent. Still, I enjoyed the plot and the sets though I found the Captain’s resemblance to Shane McMahan


a little disconcerting.

Game pick:
William Shatner Paintball
Funny if you’ve ever listened to Mancow

TV pick: No TV pick. Not that everything sucks but since Friends is officially over I can proudly say: I NEVER SAW A FREAKING EPISODE

Ahh, tridiot rating time.This is my favorite part of every blog but lately the numbers have been coming up funny. Still you got to go with whatever compy 386 spits out…
CKS/BL tridiot rating: A smell of petroleum prevails throughout

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